HAR-MEET
[Clearing my throat]
My dear Har-meet
What you did was not neat
Don’t be high on this feat
The next time you and RUthappa meet
You are dead meat
You have aroused the poet within me, thanks Harmeet err.. Dead Meat
[Applause]
[Applause]
Thank you. Thank you very much.
[Bowing]
Second one:
Pollard “The Dude”:
You should have proved
To your team rude
That though you are so crude
Had you been the prelude
To the other dude
Your team wouldn’t have been so nude
Just to conclude
You are the real Dude
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Waah! Waah!
My dear, ssandeep,
Never knew you were so deep.
My fault, ‘cos I never did peep,
Into your soul, so steep.
But let me tell you, you *beep*,
If ever I was to keep,
A jeep,
And drive it and leap,
over a heap.
You will know, if you write poems this cheap,
As you sow, so shall you reap.
@Shreyank: Lol! Too awesome, have I aroused the poet in you too?
It was asleep. You just woke it up.
Kya bakar hai
waah waah. Bahut jaldi school books mein ek dono ke hi poems aayenge.